Monday, 30 January 2017

Very Pertinent Questions

Hello, World.

Today I will introduce you to my brain, a living text-post that constantly whispers stupid puns, song and fandom references inside my head at very inappropriate times, often making me smile and laugh in class or any other social location because I'M JUST SO DAMN HILARIOUS.

Another thing that my brain is very good at is asking pertinent questions that make me question my life. These questions may or may not have an actual scientific or logical explanation, and I am going to share a few of them with you today. (If any reader actually has an answer to these questions, please state it in a way that does not make me look like more of an idiot than I already am for asking these questions. Thank you. *looks at Island and Person*)

Today I was contemplating human emotions, and I wondered why we have such a complicated tangle of emotions when we are attracted to a person. So much overthinking, so much sadness and pain and also happiness and excitement all because of another human being. Funnily enough, I was questioning emotions I had already felt because I AM REBEL (inside joke.). The pertinent question here was me wondering why animals do not face the same complicated tangle of emotions.

They're literally not jealous, not sad, just like "HEY LET'S HAVE KIDS IF ANYONE STEALS THIS BABY MACHINE I AM GOING TO KILL THEM BUT ONCE I HAVE HAD BABIES I DO NOT HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO WITH THIS ORGANISM YES GOODBYE." (There are exceptions don't scream at me.) (Remember what I said about my brain being a text-post? This is what I meant.) Also, why do animals not overthink like humans do? We have so many questions like "am I too clingy? Am I being creepy? Am I being weird? etc, etc, etc." But animals are so straightforward just like HELL YES GUYS LET'S DO THIS. Ah, if only we could be like animals life would be much easier.

This second question is related to a conversation I was having with Island yesterday. Why don't straight people ever come out? Why do LGBTQ+ people have to come out? Doesn't forcing them to come out enforce a belief that they are 'abnormal' or 'different'  from other people, which they aren't? Also, I don't understand the deal with being really teary and sad while coming out. It's not a bad thing, and it's definitely not something one should be sad about or ashamed of. That's exactly why I just love Sam's 'coming out' vlog. He was so jumpy, happy and just SO CUTE about it that we were all like OKAY YES, MAYBE I WAS CRUSHING ON YOU FOR LIKE 10 MONTHS, BUT YOU'RE HAPPY, AND THAT'S SO AMAZING, YOU ARE LITERALLY SO ADORABLE, BLESS YOUR SOUL.

Yet again, these are my thoughts and I'm not in the mood to have a debate over this with someone so if you have answers don't make me look dumber than I am and don't debate with me, please.

Thank you for reading about the antics of my brain. Muchas gracias.

Little Miss Imperfect

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